Timeline of Events

Saturday 7.13

5:30-5:45PM Guests Arrive (To an open bar!!!)

6PM Wedding Ceremony

6:30PM Cocktails and Passed Apps

8PM Dinner

9PM Dance Floor Opens

DJ Until 1AM - We’re here all night, probably.

Sunday 7.14

Brunch starts at 11AM

Same location

Continue the festivities, wash the hangover away with more booze and catch up with more friends… or just sit in a corner and silently judge everyone else at the event!

Parking

There will be plenty of parking on property. Follow the signs. Although they haven’t been made yet, I am going to assume that they will say something like “Parking” or “Park Here”.

Parking is free. If you are approached by undocumented migrants* demanding payment, it’s a scam. DO NOT pay them for parking. They’re just taking advantage of you.

*Undocumented Migrants = Canadian Geese

Places to Stay

Nearby Hotels (By distance)

America’s Best Value Inn - North Scituate

White Rock Motel - Chepachet

Home2 Suites by Hilton - Smithfield

Holiday Inn Express - Smithfield

Hampton Inn - Smithfield

Omni and such in Providence

(Bear in mind that if you’re drinking, downtown Providence is about 20-25m away, and it’s impressively confusing due to all the roadwork. Also, drinking and driving isn’t a good idea; especially in a state where they’re desperately looking for revenue to replace a certain bridge that’s stable “So long as no vehicles drive on it.”)

Tent Camping on property* - Contact us to arrange

RV Hookups available - Contact us to arrange

*The wedding is being held on a large property; if you want to camp here, contact us and we’ll help make arrangements. If those arrangements have Tommy setting you up next to the apiary, well, at least you know how he feels about you. Bear in mind that there are a lot of deer here. Is that something you need to worry about? I don’t know, but they certainly do travel in numbers.

…MORE EVENT INFO

“Is there a wedding registry?”

Yes, it can be found here.

“What’s the dress code?”

It’s an outdoor summertime wedding; think cocktail attire. Dress like you respect yourself, or at least pretend to.

“It’s not black tie, but it’s a wedding, not a clam bake.”

“Is there a full bar?”

Yes, full liquor and wine (and some beer for the less-classy among us that are perhaps named Scott). Not to call out anyone in particular, but if you drink Pomegranate Martinis and have been called a “obnoxiously loud seagull”, you very much so have a 3 drink limit. Also, the Espresso Martinis will not have coffee beans. Anyone who knows Tommy will know why: Choking Hazard.

“Can my +1 be a dog?”

In an ideal world, all +1s would be dogs. All guests would be dogs too, really. Yes, we would gladly substitute you for a dog.

“Where is the honeymoon?”

Europe. That’s not intended to sound vague; Germany, Austria, Slovakia, Switzerland and France… and apparently, we’re going to have to drive through Lichtenstein as well.